guys like dolls

I’ve picked up on minimalism lately and because of that I’ve been going through old papers and mementos and either scanning or trashing them. In the process I ran across that Google flyer as well as this sticker I made. The design was originally for the Daily Cal – another funny adventure.

The first time I went to the Daily Cal office was because of my first freshman roommate, Amelia. She liked to write and had started going to the office the first week of school. I was up for anything that first semester, so I decided to go with her after a while and see what it was like. (In high school I had been EIC and Design Editor for the yearbook, so a newspaper wasn’t that foreign)

It turns out that they actually paid you to do design work, fantastical, so I took my first college job. The Daily Cal was a little crazy… it takes a lot of time and is definitely a labor of love, especially for the writers. They would work on an article for 8 hours or something and maybe get paid $10 for it.

So I got immersed in the atmosphere and during my 3 years of school was a designer (layout text/pictures in software), then design editor (same but in charge of schedule/making sure layouts are consistent), then did some production (the night job, last design tweaks and fix and major issues once everyone else is asleep) and finally was the production manager (in charge of production).

The production job was the most fun, and the most painful. You were in charge of sending all of the final layouts to the printer and making sure there weren’t any software glitches. It might also involve redoing layouts if stories changed late at night and the designers had already gone home. My memory is sketchy, but I think I would typically work 3 nights a week from 6pm till around 12-2am depending on what kind of night it was.

The fun part was the thrill of not knowing what was going to happen. I also did a lot of homework because there was a ton of downtime. The pain was waiting on those nights when you wanted to go home early and always ended at 2am. I got paid by the hour, one of the few jobs like that on staff, and few people have the skills/interest needed, so it worked out nicely for me.

Anyway, the sticker came from my design days. The business manager of the Daily Cal (one of the few adults) wanted to do some recycling promos and asked me to mock some stuff up. (I made extra money on the side sometimes doing this). I’ve always thought most recycling stickers are extremely boring so I made a couple variations with a grunge theme. (I drew that campanile and a sather gate by hand.) I didn’t even use that text! It was more mild, “Recycle because it’s good for the planet” or some such boringness. It was still rejected, but Joey liked it. He came up with the slogan above, “Recycle or I’ll Burn Your House Down”, so I printed a few stickers just for him for Christmas. Such a simple ending, but it evokes a lot of memories.

Isn’t it fun to reminisce?

I never actually meant to work at Google. I was applying for grad school when I was handed this flyer on campus:

I was pretty cocky back then, so I took my resume and emailed it to requested address with a subject of “I think I have a big brain”. (Little did I know that ATS – the candidate tracking system – is automated and does not care what the email said.) 2 phone screens later I was invited on campus, and still didn’t care if I was offered a job because Mountain View was pretty far from Berkeley (ie Joey) and as most of you know, I don’t drive.

The campus interview was amusing. Joey dropped me off very early in the morning and I actually went to the wrong building. (B42 instead of B40 – this was also back when we had much tighter security and I was questioned to death about why I was even there) I was sitting next to these other interviewees who were really old (ie not inexperienced new grads) and I felt out of place and slightly frightened. No one there knew what to do with me.

Then, magic happened. I was picked up by some recruiter and taken over to the new grads place, and it was wonderful! There were donuts and swag! Everybody was just milling around and talking! Smiling and friendly! I felt so much better. We each had 3 interviews and then it was off to lunch and a tour! This was all still just for fun until someone mentioned shuttles. Apparently a shuttle had just started from east bay to campus and I was suddenly much more interested in working.

The process at Google tends to take forever, and I actually cared now that there was a shuttle, so I was waiting on pins and needles. And – funnily enough, my hands and legs started feeling like pins and needles too! And I had to go back for my second neck surgery on April 1.

The timing of everything gets fuzzy in my last semester of senior year, but Google sent me an offer, and I thought it was pretty amazing to actually be offered real money. I took a while to accept and in the meantime they sent me a basket of flavored popcorn, and another bucket of candy. When I did accept they sent me an ipod – I almost swooned. I had so little money then that when my macbook hard drive died I actually booted off that ipod for a while.

I had the surgery, moved with Joey to Oakland, and started taking the shuttle every day to work. Almost 5 years later, I’m still there and it’s all because of a funny flyer.

I don’t wear makeup.

Actually, I haven’t worn makeup for a while – I gave away everything I owned about 2 months ago – I just felt funny telling anyone, and then I felt funny for feeling funny about telling anyone. It reminds me of this article.

I haven’t been wearing makeup during the day for at least 8 years, but now I no longer wear it to dress up either. I watched the movie America the Beautiful and it really made me realize that makeup is silly. All the women (and men) are just competing against each other, each trying to outdo the rest with more and more makeup. If I start wearing makeup in high school, then you will feel pressured to start in junior high. If I wear makeup on special occasions, then you’ll need to start wearing it every day.

And then there is just the overall impression that you aren’t pretty enough. No matter what. You must wear makeup in order to fit in. Everyone does it. Shouldn’t we just appreciate people as they are?

I think you can be beautiful without putting anything on your face. and there are so many benefits – it feels nicer, you don’t have to worry about it getting messed up, your skin stays cleaner, and you don’t have to spend all this time and effort on something that isn’t worth it.

Don’t get me wrong – I’m still vain in many ways. I like to do my hair, and put on nice clothes. It will take time to get past the social pressure, but I just think everyone would be better off with less makeup in the world. And if the makeup succeeds… it’s just going to get messed up anyway.

I know some people will never give up the stuff, but I’ve stopped, and it isn’t due to lack of caring, lack of knowledge, or any other lack that I do not wear makeup. I’ve made a conscious decision.

I like to store many of my pantry items in clear containers – sugar, flour, cornmeal, anything that comes in messy bags. I feel like they make my cabinets more organized, I can easily see how much of something I have left, and, I confess, I like how they look.

Unfortunately, most of the pantry storage containers out there are plastic. And a lot of the best are clear hard plastic. The kind which used to have BPA in them, and now probably contain other chemicals we don’t yet know are harmful. To me, the best replacement for these containers is glass. But finding glass storage is fairly hard – most of them don’t seal well and are much more expensive than plastic.

But I’ve now rediscovered canning jars! I already use the small jars for canning pickles and jams, but I didn’t realize that the jars also come in quarts and half gallons. The half gallons are perfect for white sugar and flour (I use two for a 5lb bag of flour) and the quarts also store my smaller brown and powdered sugars very nicely. The jars are only about $1-2 per piece (cheaper than any of the plastic containers I’ve used) and they seal very well. Because of their cheap price, I bought several wide mouth sets, so now everything is bottled up and their lids are all interchangeable. You can get them from Osh or Ace Hardware. The best pantry food storage was right in front of me this whole time.

My company recently started this financial education push at work. They are offering classes, reading materials and we also got access to some will making software. My finances are fairly well organized, but I hadn’t ever thought about making a will. It didn’t seem like it would hurt though so I decided to give it a shot.

After a bunch of reading online I ended up with two documents. One is called a Living Will and is really easy to make at doyourproxy.org. It applies while you are still alive, hence the name. You basically choose from several sets of radio buttons about what you want to happen when you are no longer able to make your own medical decisions. Things like, if you are in a coma with no hope of coming out, do you want life support to be stopped or continue? Or, do you have a problem with artificial feeding? It took some hard thinking for me to figure out my own answers, but I feel more confident that my family members will know what I believe and their choices will be easier to make. (In the end, I really think that wills are for the benefit of your family – not yourself)

I made my actual Will using some software by Suze Orman that I got through work. It was sightly painful to use, but only costs about $15, which is much cheaper than a lawyer. I don’t think you could use it for very complicated wills but I was able to set up two in about an hour (Joey and I have separate ones because joint wills can be very problematic. A joint will can’t be changed after one person dies – no matter how out of date it gets.) The main point of the will is to name an executor, and to leave your tangible property (possessions without a title) and the residue of your estate (all money, houses, other titled objects) to someone.

The executor will carry out your will and has to go through all of your stuff and get it to the right people or places. So you want someone who can handle all of that work and that you trust. Trust is important because you can include additional notes with your will that tell your executor what kind of funeral services you like and can call out specific property you want left to people. The benefit of this “Final Instructions” document is that can be updated frequently and easily because it doesn’t need to be signed – it isn’t really a legal document, you are just asking your executor to take care of some things for you in the way you wish. For now, I chose my Mom. I know I can trust her to give our cats and dog to the right people and carry out my funeral services in the way I wish.

The whole process took about a day of thinking, researching, and deciding. Once we figured out what we wanted the wills to say it was pretty easy to execute using the two web apps. After generating the documents we printed one hard copy because they need some signatures. The Living Will needs to be signed by two people who are unrelated to you (we used our neighbors) and your Will also needs two signatures, but they can be related. Neither document needs to be notarized (at least in CA) – which I didn’t want to have to deal with. After getting the signatures, I scanned everything back in and sent electronic copies to a couple of people for safe keeping. And most importantly, I sent a hard copy to my executor so that if the time came, they would be able to act.

For a day of work I think I probably saved my family weeks of painful decision making. So, even though I usually try to pretend death doesn’t exist, I think the one day was worth it.

Lately I’ve been trying to reduce our trash output. Just generally making switches from disposable to reusable. One of the things I decided to try was using handkerchiefs instead of kleenex. I’ve decided that I’m never going back.

The first thought I had was that handkerchiefs might be gross, or take too much time, or something like that. I don’t know anyone else who uses them. Instead though, they have saved me money (I used to go through a lot of kleenex) and they feel good!

There were two kinds two choose from, synthetic or cotton. I got some of both from Amazon to see which ones I liked best. The synthetic ones are really easy to fold and don’t wrinkle at all, so they look nicer in their box. The cotton ones crumple up, which I could probably fix with ironing, but I’m too lazy for that. The cotton ones are cotton though, so they are more natural (but I couldn’t find a good set of organic ones). Both sets were around a $1 per piece. It seems to be a mixed bag, so I like having some of both.

I pretty much use them just like I used paper tissues except when they are dirty I toss them on top of (or in) the washer instead of in the trash. Then, whenever I do a load of regular laundry they just get cleaned as well, so it hasn’t taken any extra effort nor cost to use them. And they haven’t been gross at all, especially when I just toss them inside of the washer itself. No touching of other people’s handkerchiefs is necessary.

My nose also likes them because they are softer and thicker than the paper version.

I still have one box of tissues in the closet that I can pull out for guests if necessary, but you should definitely try them in your own home. They aren’t just for old men anymore.

You could say that this year was the year of the hippie. I gravitated with increasing intensity towards all things natural and less wasteful. Everything from becoming mostly vegan at home (with the exception of cheese, which I still haven’t found a great substitute for yet) to using handkerchiefs instead of kleenex and only natural cleaning products. Even Lola eats vegan dog food.

I harvested my first crops from the yard (tomatoes, onions, spinach, and peppers were the big winners) and Joey and I are still eating seasonal local produce from spud. I eat many more vegetables now, like eggplant, squash, and carrots – which I’m sure is hard to believe for those who knew me even just a few years ago.

A big change for me is that I started working 80% time at work (4 days a week, 80% of the pay). This has helped me find a better balance between work and home and I feel much more relaxed.

Overall, I feel this past year has been very productive and I’ve become more aware of my actions. I hit about 70% of my goals, though I didn’t do as well on the few I outlined in last year’s post. Here were the specific goals from last year:

• explore more 3d art projects – I completely failed at this this year. I started taking an art class, but then dropped it because it wasn’t exactly what I expected.
• get a six pack – Well, the six pack isn’t there! but I am in much better shape than at the start of the year. I feel pretty healthy, so I’m not going to worry too much about the fact that I didn’t accomplish this. I’ll still keep dreaming though.
• volunteer and donate – I wanted to start giving back and this went very well. I gave blood and volunteered at a community farm near us. Joey and I researched many charities and donated to the ones that we believed in. This was an increase of infinity percent given that the year before we didn’t do anything, and I believe we made smart choices.
• keep working on the house – This goal, well, it feels like it is ever present. I know we made progress, but I still don’t feel satisfied. The yard needs a lot of work, but recently Joey and I have been making a concerted effort to get this done. (Sounds like what I said last year… hopefully next year will be the winner!)
• camping/backpacking frenzy – We did indeed go on a frenzy this year, which Lola loved. I had never been backpacking before and we went three times, culminating in a week long trip. Our hikes and runs have been more regular and we’ve now explored all of the dog friendly open spaces close to our house. We even had a tick adventure.

Highlights from next year’s resolutions:

• start an additional hobby – Time for something new! I am already very into gardening, cooking, reading, puzzle-ing, and such like that – so none of those count.
• grow more food – Since October I have been keeping track of all of the food that Joey and I purchase. I’m going to continue doing that for a year to figure out how much food we consume, and thus how much I would eventually like to grow. This year I have 96 sq ft of veggie space, so I want to harvest a lot more than I did last year – and keep track of it!
• floss more – I know this is common, but I’ve never made this resolution before. My trick – I’m going to allow myself to floss during the day instead of only at night.
• run a marathon or hike 30 miles in one day – To me, these are fairly equivalent in terms of effort. Hiking takes longer, and usually involves a lot more hills, but I find it a lot less boring than running. We’ll see which one wins.
• volunteer and donate – I want to continue in this category, especially in terms of giving my time. I hope to contribute to several organizations this year.

This is the year of turning 26 – hope it goes well.

I was updating Lola’s microchip information the other day when I ran into this baby picture that her first owners had added. Wish they could stay small forever.

I’m so very excited.

Last week I purchased a puzzle, and not just any puzzle, but The World’s Largest Puzzle! (that’s commercially available) It’s called Life, the Greatest Puzzle (ha) and is 24,000 pieces. To put that in some context, the puzzle is 14 feet by 5 feet – it will barely fit inside our house!

It comes in 4 separate bags so you can do the puzzle one quarter at a time, but I’m strong, and will be mixing them all up from the beginning. Soon (well in approximately 300 puzzling hours depending on how good I am) you will know someone who has completed the most fantastically ultimate puzzle of all time! …until they come out with another one that is.

Wish me luck!